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Valuable Life Lessons Learned From Skyrim
If you must steal, steal only objects that have a high value-to-weight ratio.
It’s important to have a significant other, so you can have someone to carry your extensive collection of dragon bones.
Tall people really hate it when you disrespect elephants.
If someone asks you do something that you don’t like the sound of, go to the person they hate the most and offer to do the exact opposite. Chances are that either way gets you what you want anyway.
If you can’t do that, kill everyone involved and skip town. The situation will resolve itself.
If you find yourself getting burned out, take some time to make obscene sacrifices in the black of night to a demon lord from the outer dimensions.
Yelling loud enough can make anything happen.
Use your greatest advantage—the singularly most useful unique ability that you will ever have, more than your brawn or wit or mystical skill, the only thing you can do that no other human being can do—the ability to jump. No one else in the universe can do this.
