My Friends' Marriage Is Like This
- A:I need you to move this box.
- B:(while playing video games) My back. I can't lift anything!
- A:Bullshit. Bullshit!
- B:(magic fireball-tossing gesture, magic fireball-tossing sound effect)
- A:I'm going to magic fireball you in a minute, mister.
- B:(while getting up to move box) Only if that can be a sex act.