I am tired of you hipster jackasses with your vintage photo filter apps/”I don’t understand reeeelatiooonshiiiips” flash fiction and so have decided to take my girlfriend to Florida for the new year. Regular posting will resume in three weeks, or when I am done hanging out at the beach (three weeks). Jah love, see you soon, fuck off, etc.

 
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  2. kevinhale said: I am certain Instagram and other such apps accounts for at least 60% of decisions to visit Florida. Someone should do a study.
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